Tobstv on Life Itself

J K Rowling & The Secret Double Entendre

tobstv — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 20:48:47 +0000

Tobbot finds a secret adult double entendre in J K Rowling’s latest book, Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, and is willing to reveal all; as long as it is done ‘sub rosa’, in order not to offend the little kiddies…

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Dressed In Spandex; Bizarre Art Or Tourist Attraction?

tobstv — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 22:49:38 +0000

Zentai, a skin-tight outfit commonly made from spandex, is making a big splash around the world, with the Zentai Project arranging walkabouts in their bizarre costumes. This site features a photo gallery from different cities, and gives links and a detailed explanation about this Japanese fashion.

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Men Strike Back!

tobstv — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 20:16:18 +0000

Men Strike Back

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me…"

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

What If These Rock Legends Didn’t Die When They Did?

tobstv — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 07:19:55 +0000

Kurt Cobain. Sid Vicious. Elvis Presley. Mama Cass. Janis Joplin. Eazy-E. Biggie. Jim Morrisson. John Lennon. Freddy Mercury. Hendrix. So many musicians have died well before their time, becoming legends. But what if they hadn’t died young? Would their fate be the same?

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Places I Would Rather Be…

tobstv — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:58:57 +0000

World’s Sexiest Beaches 2007 in Beach + Island on Concierge….

Dining With Hitler In Asia: Hitler-themed Bars & Restaurants

tobstv — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:55:29 +0000

Weird Hitler Themed Restaurants and Bars – Admittedly these are over in Asia, where the local population don’t have as many bad memories about der Führer. Still creepy though!

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Real Life Sea Monsters – 24 Bizarre Creatures of the Deep [PICS]

tobstv — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:31:37 +0000

It is said that we know more about our own solar system than we know about our oceans. Here are 24 reasons why. Most of the reasons have one common theme;I had no idea such ugly fish existed!

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New Orchids Discovered

tobstv — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:01:13 +0000

New Orchids Discovered

For more info, see National Geographic

101 Things To Do With Your Little Pony

tobstv — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:39:36 +0000

It’s always refreshing to see someone create something you can actually touch and feel, rather than the touched up photo-shopped artworks flooding the interweb.

This little deviant, Woosie, chops and changes My Little Ponies and recreates what ponies are really all about; Gothicana, the darker Harry Potter characters, and charming witches. Fun!

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We Are What We Eat

tobstv — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:31:08 +0000

Finally, a financial expert who has been saying what I’ve always been thinking; we are overspending on things we don’t need.

Repeat after me; “I am not addicted to consumerism!”